[BIC-announce] You know you're in Quebec when ...

[Sylvain MILOT]

Hey it's friday! Have a good one!

FYI

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May; you
live in Quebec.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time; you live in Quebec.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number; you live in Quebec.

If you measure distance in hours; you live in Quebec.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once; you live
in Quebec.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again; you live in Quebec.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching; you live in Quebec.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked; you live in Quebec.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them;
you live in Quebec.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit; you
live in Quebec.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you; you live in Quebec.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow; you live in Quebec.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction; you live in Quebec.

If you find -6 degrees "a little chilly"; you live in Quebec.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Quebec friends & family; you live (or lived) in Quebec


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Sylvain Milot (sylvain at bic.mni.mcgill.ca)
              (bicadmin at bic.mni.mcgill.ca)
Brain Imaging Centre
Montreal Neurological Institute
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Montreal, Qc., Canada, H3A 2B4
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